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Bar Games(Tell Us a Joke)
  1. Universal Pub language Translator
  2. long face
  3. Eats:Shoots and Leaves
  4. The bar mess-up
  5. What is the Joke?
  6. WHOA!!

Cooking Story(Tell Us a Joke)
  1. Burnt Rice
  2. Disaster!!
  3. Grassetti
  4. Rubber infused Chicken
  5. cook the chicken cremate the kitchen
  6. Green Jello
  7. Waffles
  8. Black Forest Cherry Cake aka 200 lb. biscuit
  9. Rice Krispie Treats
  10. Rock Hard Rice
  11. Cookies
  12. A meat loaf that loafed
  13. crock pot beef
  14. The Pork Chops
  15. How do you like your shoe leather
  16. Quick! Get the Fire Extinguisher
  17. Mac and Cheese
  18. Things a Friend will say!
  19. Peanuts
  20. Buying a Christmas Turkey
  21. Coffee Machine Instructions
  22. Morning Coffee
  23. The Chili Cookoff
  24. First attempt at Fried Rice
  25. Popcorn Balls
  26. Newly Married Cooking Story
  27. Cup of Friendship Becomes Kitchen Quandary
  28. Beginner Cook
  29. Gelfilte Fish Story

Dieting(Tell Us a Joke)
  1. Five Steps to a Healthy Diet
  2. Five Steps to a Healthy Diet
  3. Dieting Under Stress
  4. The "Beer-Me" Diet
  5. How to Lose Weight Fast
  6. The Miracle Toddler Diet
  7. Stress Diet
  8. Holiday Diet Tips
  9. The Christmas Diet?
  10. Diet Definition

Drinking(Tell Us a Joke)
  1. Signs You Have A Drinking Problem
  2. The Drinker's Alphabet
  3. Liquor Warning Labels
  4. Ode to Alcohol
  5. The Top 14 Rejected Slogans for Beer
  6. Drinker's Fault Finding Guide
  7. Tequila
  8. What NOT to Say in a Bar
  9. Jar of Olives
  10. Crying in His Beer
  11. What is a Frog's Favorite Drink?
  12. A string
  13. Bar, I said bar

Food(Tell Us a Joke)
  1. Two Peanuts
  2. Riddle - What Food Is This
  3. Bread is Dangerous
  4. The Coffee Test
  5. The Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook
  6. Food of the 21st Century
  7. The Rules of Eating Chocolate
  8. Other Ways to Use the Thanksgiving Turkey
  9. Spoilage Table
  10. Vegetarians are Evil People
  11. Baked Beans
  12. Half a Cake
  13. Pizza Slices
  14. Hot Dog
  15. Baskin Robbins
  16. People are like Potatoes
  17. Cyanide Watermelons
  18. Serving Pie
  19. The Rules of Chocolate
  20. Polish Sausage
  21. Definition of Outdoor BBQ
  22. What do you call a stolen yam?
  23. What was green and a great trick shooter?
  24. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
  25. What what can you make from baked beans and onions?
  26. What is a Honeymoon Salad?
  27. What do you call a kitty cat that ate a lemon?
  28. A practical joke involving jello
  29. Improving fry cooking time
  30. You should learn to be more polite
  31. Food fight in a store
  32. You know you are drinking too much coffee when . . .
  33. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?
  34. What do cats call mice on skateboards?
  35. the homework
  36. knock knock
  37. Eating right
  38. Eating a chicken
  39. Duck, Duck, Duck???
  40. Cheese
  41. Where's Pop
  42. Hellycopter
  43. chicken and gum
  44. Blonde with cornflakes
  45. (hicup-hicup)
  46. The sick Cookie
  47. blushing tomato
  48. Walkers
  49. stuck
  50. hamburger
  51. BK and Wendys
  52. Tomatoe
  53. a sick banana
  54. I feel like chicken tonight!!
  55. chilly chili
  56. Two Peanuts
  57. Pretzel felony
  58. peanuts
  59. Frooty Tooty Fun!
  60. muffin joke

General(Tell Us a Joke)
  1. Oranges
  2. Frooty Tooty Fun!
  3. Are caterpillars good to eat?
  4. Sea Food Diet
  5. Shepherds Pie
  6. Lost Snack
  7. Q: Which food is essential to good music?
  8. Jail
  9. Easy Eggs
  10. Purchasing a Turkey
  11. Kitchen
  12. The Most Dangerous Food!
  13. Hyena Swallows Oxo Cube
  14. Facts about Americans eaters.
  15. 25 Reasons Why Alcohol Should be Served at Work
  16. Beer Complaint
  17. You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When...
  18. Top 10 Ways to Get Drunk for Five Dollars or Less
  19. Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books
  20. What Your Pizza Says About You
  21. When the frost is on the Punkin
  22. Glossary for Computer Lover's Recipes #1
  23. Glossary for Computer Lover's Recipes #2
  24. Glossary for Computer Lover's Recipes #3
  25. Cooking Terms -- Redefined
  26. Cooking Terms -- Redefined 2
  27. Using Lemons?
  28. Culinary Question
  29. The Perfect Kitchen
  30. Noodles
  31. Airline Food
  32. Who Discovered Milk?
  33. What Ice Cream Do You Have?
  34. How to Tell if your Christmas Party is a Success
  35. The Bean Factory
  36. Jail Food
  37. Making Glue and Cake
  38. Cannibal Cooking Tips
  39. Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71
  40. Who gets to do the Dirty Dishes?
  41. Bran Muffins
  42. Cookies
  43. The Perfect Breakfast
  44. What do you call a peanut in space?
  45. Why are elephants always poor?
  46. What do you get when Santa sits on a peanut?
  47. What sound does a peanut make when it sneezes?
  48. Why did the ice cream take karate lessons?
  49. What is an electrician's favorite ice cream flavor?
  50. Knock, Knock.: I scream. You scream.
  51. A few interesting points
  52. Kid Humor
  53. What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
  54. What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?
  55. Why should you never tell a secret on a farm?
  56. What did the big tomato say to the little tomato, when the little tomato started to slow down while running?
  57. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
  58. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
  59. Jokes from Kids
  60. The tongue has 9000 taste buds?
  61. How can you tell if an apple is organic?
  62. Junk Food Giggles
  63. A man's son is choking at a restaurant
  64. A waiter brings a customer his steak
  65. An older couple visited the doctor...
  66. The Bachelor's Guide to Food!
  67. Sign in Restaurant
  68. Butter-fly
  69. The Thermos Bottle
  70. Blonde Chef student
  71. Top 10 Signs You Watch Too Much Iron Chef
  72. Top 8 Worst Fortune Cookies Fortune
  73. Cook and Chef Jokes
  74. You Might Be a Bad Cook If...
  75. The Top 10 Signs the Antichrist is a Vegetarian
  76. Alphabet Seasonings : Game
  77. A Catholic on Friday.
  78. Cannibal Joke
  79. baked beans and onions Joke
  80. Deciding Dinner when Married Joke
  81. Tired Husband Joke
  82. 3 Food Groups Joke
  83. Wife's Cooking
  84. Why did the Orange juice cross the road?
  85. knock knock
  86. Kiwi
  87. why did the cow cross the road
  88. Teeth
  89. lost for words
  90. baker story
  91. Skeletons
  92. Five reasons to watch a mushroom do absolutly nothing for the insane and the insomniacs
  93. what room?
  94. Musician Union fish
  95. Definition of Outdoor BBQ(2)
  96. 3 man around a the campfire
  97. cake
  98. What is the difference?
  99. doggy pizza

Recipe(Tell Us a Joke)
  1. How to Bake a Cake with a Baby in the House
  2. Chocolate Layer Cake 1040
  3. The Best Fruit Cake Ever
  4. Mom's Brownie Recipe
  5. Best Ever Rum Cake
  6. Christmas Fruitcake Recipe
  7. To cook a turkey
  8. Chocolate Layer Cake 1040

Restaurant(Tell Us a Joke)
  1. Top Ten Ways To Annoy Your Waiter
  2. Dining Hall Fun
  3. Top 10 Things you Don't Want to Overhear in a Restaurant
  4. How to order a pizza by phone
  5. Ordering Six McNuggets
  6. MacDonald's Soliloquy
  7. The Top 12 New Menu Items if Fast Food Chains Merged
  8. Foreign Menus
  9. Food Ideas Rejected By MacDonalds
  10. Waiter Jokes
  11. Top 20 Things to Do in a Drive-Thru
  13. Soul food plus a Mexican Restaurant
  14. The Frog in the Restaurant
  15. Greasy Spoon Burger Man
  16. The Microsoft Restaurant
  17. Restaurant Humor (X-rated)
  18. Sugar and Cream
  19. You gotta love New Yorkers and KFC
  20. Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
  21. The Top 14 Pickup Lines Used by Chefs
  22. Top Ten Signs You May Be Eating In A Bad Restaurant
  23. Pickup Lines Used By Chefs
  24. Going into the bar
  25. Understanding Your Employees' Hangover Level
  27. rules for new commis chefs
  28. Recipe for a Joyous Holiday Meal from the Alternative Gourmet
  29. Elephant Stew
  30. To cook a turkey
  31. Foreign Menus
  32. Food Ideas Rejected By MacDonalds
  33. The Top 12 New Menu Items if Fast Food Chains Merged