|No, really, I'm OK to drive
I'm wasted and should have someone bring me home but I
am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am
going home with
I'm not used to these darts.
I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue
when I am this bombed
Lets go out to my car and get some cigarettes
You would look great face down in my lap
You get this one, next round is on me
We won't be here long enough to get another round
I'll get this one, next one is on you
This place has dollar drafts and beers are $4.50 a pop at
the next bar
I haven't seen you around here for a long time
You stuck up a**hole, too good for your old friends ?
Hey, where is that friend of yours ?
I have no interest whatsoever in talking to you other than
you're a way to get your friend into a compromising
Lets get out of here
I just dumped a half a pitcher of beer into that Harley
Can I get a glass of white zinfindel ? (male)
Can I have a white Russian? (male)
I'm really gay
Ever tried a body shot ?
I am even willing to do a tequila shot if it means that I
get to lick you
I don't feel well, lets go home
I've had like 10 beers already
I've only had three, but I need an excuse to behave this way
Who's got the next round ?
I haven't bought a round in almost three years, but I am an
expert at diverting attention
I'm getting my life back together
Are you kidding? Would I be in a place like this, rocked off
my ass, if I had my act together? I'm a mess. Fear and avoid
me like the plague
Excuse Me (male to male)
Get the fuck out of the way
Excuse Me (male to female)
I am going to grope you now
I'm out of here, I have to work in the morning
I owe that guy who just walked in the door $100 and have been
avoiding him since football season
What do you have on tap ?
What's cheap ?
You go ahead, I'll catch a cab
I already lined up a ride home with your ex-girlfriend
That person looks really familiar
Did I sleep with her ?
Can I just get a glass of water? (male)
It's 9:00 am and I just stopped drinking about 90 minutes
ago. Hell, I probably dropped half of my paycheck in
here last night, it is the least you can do for me
Do you have any Wild Turkey ?
I want to make my friend really sick so we can all laugh at him
in the morning
I don't have my ID on me
I don't have my ID on me
I don't have a license since I got pulled over and blew .4 last
time I was in here
It's OK, I'll just go home with him. (either male or female)
There is a good chance that my life will end up as the Monday
Night shocker on NBC |