|Joke Title: The Top 10 Signs the Antichrist is a Vegetarian|
|10. Instead of roasting the flesh of infidels, the fires of Hell are now just used to roast marshmallows.
9. Local organic gardens finding unprecedented crop yield when planted in a pentagram configuration.
8. The new line of Satan's Own salad dressings ("All after-tax profits go to Hell").
7. As the apocalypse begins, every Outback Steakhouse is reduced to a pile of cinders.
6. His black shroud is really just an XXXL "Meat is Murder" T-shirt turned inside out.
5. Tofu burritos are in short supply whenever he's in town.
4. Gardenburger now offers patties in the shape of a Christian child.
3. Has started ordering his disciples to cut back on the goat sacrifices in favor of a vegan alternative.
2. At his restaurant, International House of Tofu (IHOT), it's $6.66 for the burrito dinner.
... and the #1 Sign the Antichrist is a Vegetarian:
1. Instead of fishermen, his disciples are lactose intolerant acrylic fleece sweater makes.