Joke Title: The Top 10 Signs the Antichrist is a Vegetarian
10. Instead of roasting the flesh of infidels, the fires of Hell are now just used to roast marshmallows.

9. Local organic gardens finding unprecedented crop yield when planted in a pentagram configuration.

8. The new line of Satan's Own salad dressings ("All after-tax profits go to Hell").

7. As the apocalypse begins, every Outback Steakhouse is reduced to a pile of cinders.

6. His black shroud is really just an XXXL "Meat is Murder" T-shirt turned inside out.

5. Tofu burritos are in short supply whenever he's in town.

4. Gardenburger now offers patties in the shape of a Christian child.

3. Has started ordering his disciples to cut back on the goat sacrifices in favor of a vegan alternative.

2. At his restaurant, International House of Tofu (IHOT), it's $6.66 for the burrito dinner.

... and the #1 Sign the Antichrist is a Vegetarian:

1. Instead of fishermen, his disciples are lactose intolerant acrylic fleece sweater makes.