- Alcohol
The key to surviving college
- Beer
The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging
- Class
What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night
party
- Dancing
A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic
- Emergency
The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party
- Fucked Up
Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
- Games
Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers
- Hang-over
Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank
- Idiot
The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the
party
- Jail
Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home
- Kissing
What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
- Lord
Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol
- Money
That which you no longer have due to too much partying
- Not Again!
What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know
- Oh shit!
What you say as you're falling down the stairs
- Pee
What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer
- Quilt
What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning-YUCK!
- Reform
What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet
- Sex
What you did with that person you met last night while you were
drunk
- Ten
The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk
- Underage
Most of the drinking population in college town
- Vodka
The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an
hour
- Worm
The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow
- X-Ray
How they can see into your stomach before they pump it
- Yourself
The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end
- Zoned
How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking
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