Joke Title: The Drinker's Alphabet
  • Alcohol
    The key to surviving college
  • Beer
    The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging
  • Class
    What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party
  • Dancing
    A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic
  • Emergency
    The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party
  • Fucked Up
    Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
  • Games
    Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers
  • Hang-over
    Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank
  • Idiot
    The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party
  • Jail
    Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home
  • Kissing
    What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
  • Lord
    Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol
  • Money
    That which you no longer have due to too much partying
  • Not Again!
    What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know
  • Oh shit!
    What you say as you're falling down the stairs
  • Pee
    What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer
  • Quilt
    What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning-YUCK!
  • Reform
    What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet
  • Sex
    What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk
  • Ten
    The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk
  • Underage
    Most of the drinking population in college town
  • Vodka
    The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hour
  • Worm
    The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow
  • X-Ray
    How they can see into your stomach before they pump it
  • Yourself
    The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end
  • Zoned
    How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking