Jokes from Kids

Q: What do you get when you eat ice cream in the sun? A: Melted ice cream going down your shirt! Submitted December 2, 2001 by Mary, age 7 from England

Q: What did the banana say when the judge asked him what he was doing? A: I'm appealing my case! Submitted November 25, 2001 by John, age 10 from Los Angeles, California

Q: Why did the tomato blush? A: Because it saw the salad dressing! Submitted October 30, 2001 by Anna, age 11 from Scotland

Q: Why did the donut go to the dentist? A: It needed a chocolate filling! Submitted May 28, 2001 by Tyson, age 9 from Neenah, WI USA

Q: What food do you put in the refrigerator but it still stays hot? A: Salsa! Submitted June 18, 2001 by Hermione, age 9.

Q: What did the grape say when someone stepped on it? A: Nothing, it just let out a little whine! Submitted June 12, 2001 by Amber and Katie, age 8 from USA

Q: Who invented that tasty slab of meat? A: Sir Loin! Submitted May 8, 2001 by Kelly, age 13 from Kersey, Pennsylvania

Q: What is purple and can leap tall buildings in a single bound? A: Super Grape! Submitted April 21, 2001 by a reader, age 8 from Canada

Q: What do you call a person that can drink soda and sing at the same time? A: A pop singer! Submitted April 14, 2001 by Anika, age 10 from Memphis, Tennessee

Q: Do you want to hear my fish sing? A: I can't, it's out of tune and I can't tunafish! Submitted March 27, 2001 by Jimmie, age 12 from Kentucky

Q: Why did the jelly bean go to school? A: Because he wanted to become a smartie! Submitted August 20, 2000

Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital? A: Because he felt crummy! Submitted August 2, 2000 by Devon, age 6 from North America

Q: What do you get when you cross 2 banana peels? A: A pair of slippers! Submitted July 11, 2000 by Amber, age 11 from Louisville, Kentucky

Q: What do you get when you buy a 50 cent soda with a dollar? A: 50 cents change!! Submitted July 7, 2000 by Jenn, a reader from Virginia

Q: Why did everyone at the party like Mr. Mushroom? A: Because he was a fungi! (fun guy -- get it?) Submitted June 24, 2000 by Holly C., age 12 from Bolton, England

Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Mine! Submitted June 20, 2000 by Jaime, age 11 from Dunkirk, New York

Q: Why did the two lemons cross the road? A: Because they wanted to play squaush! Submitted April 29, 2001 by Georgi

Q. What food is best for your eye sight? A. Sea food! Submitted March 1, 2001 by Jonathan, age 9 from Dexter, MO.

Q: Where do you get Chocolate fish? A: At Cocoa Beach, Florida! Submitted November 3, 2000 by Angela, age 11 from USA

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."