- "Dude, you got to clean that up. Fish don't have hair."
- "In the event you recover and want to sue, here's a good attorney."
- "And he STILL ate it!!"
- "Dammit, that's the third band aid I've lost this week!"
- "Wine, Mad Dog, who's gonna know the difference?"
- "The chef's gonna be pissed...the animals got out of the slaughterhouse
again."
- "Those food prep gloves work in a pinch for a prostate exam."
- "Did anyone on the kitchen staff lose a finger?"
- "You know, I had a hand (snicker) in making that special sauce!"
- "Dude, you have to use the microwave to heat up that chicken.
You can't just keep it your pants!"
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