There's this little guy sitting inside a
bar, just looking
at his drink.
He stays like that for half-an-hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to
him,
takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all
down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on
man,
I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I
just can't see a
man crying."
"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life.
First, I
overslept and late to an important meeting. My boss,
outrageous, fired
me. When I left the building to my car, I
found out it was stolen. The
police, they said they could do
nothing. I got a cab to return home,
and after I paid the cab
driver and the cab had gone, I found that I
left my whole
wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in
bed
with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when
I
was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up
and drink my
poison.
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