Joke Title: The Top 12 New Menu Items if Fast Food Chains Merged
McDouble-Trouble Famous Starr
Long John McFlounder
Soylent Green
Hooter's and Haagen-Daz present "The Lewinsky Dairy Treat"
The Colonel's "Special Sauce"
Burger King and Dairy Queen: Together, at last
I Can't Believe It's Not Carcinogenic!
McDonald's and Chick Filet proudly offer you, The "Big Pecker"
Wendy's Pair o'Whoppers

and the Number 1 New Menu Item if Fast Food Chains Merged...

Biggie Thighs