Joke Title: Eating right
So, this guy walks into his doctor's office. He's got a carrot in one nostril, an asparagus stalk in the other, a zucchini in one ear, a green onion in the other ear and a bananna sticking out of his bottom. He says, "Doc, I'm not feeling too good these days!" The doctor looks up at him from his chair and replies, " 'Looks like you're not eating right.