Joke Title: The Thermos Bottle
One day a cajun went into the hardware store. He looked on the shelf and saw a thermos bottle. Having never seen one before, he asked the clerk,"Wot dat is?" The clerk replied, "Dat dere is a termos bottle." The cajun said, "Wot it duz?" The clerk said, "It keeps hot tings hot and cold tings cold." Well, the cajun just had to have one of those so he bought the thermos bottle. The next day, he was walking down the road and met one of his friends. His friend also had never seen a thermos bottle. The friend asked the cajun, "Wot dat is?" The cajun replied, "Dat's a termos bottle." The friend asked, "Wot it duz?" The cajun responded, "It keep hot tings hot and cold tings cold." The friend then asked, "Oh yeah, wot you got in dere?" The cajun looked at his friend and replied, "I got tree cup of coffee and two popsicles.