Joke Title: Polish Sausage
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk,"I'd like some Polish Sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask YOU: If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian??? Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask me if i was German?? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask me if I was Mexican? Huh? Would ya?" The clerk says, "Well no." With deep self-righteous then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish sausage????????" The clerk says, "Because this is a hardware store."