Joke Title: Diet Definition
The word 'stressed' makes perfect sense when you realize it is 'desserts' spelled backwards. In 1900 sugar cost four cents a pound. Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen. Coffee cost fifteen cents a pound. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green. Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch Berries" will cause your stool to come out green. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie. Almonds are members of which family of fruit? Almonds are a member of the peach family. This is the only food that doesn't spoil. Honey It takes about a half a gallon of water to cook macaroni, and about a gallon to clean the pot. In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite smell. Banana Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.S. state capital without a McDonalds. Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously Non-dairy creamer is flammable.