Joke Title: Elephant Stew

Serves: about 380 people.

Ingredients:

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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1 large Elephant
Salt and pepper to taste.
2 medium Rabbits.(optional)

Preparation:

  1. Cut up Elephant into bite size pieces.(Takes about 2 Months)
  2. Add brown gravy to cover.
  3. Cook about four weeks at 465 degrees over a hot fire.

Special Note:

For larger groups,add 2 Rabbits, but only if necessary as most people don't like to find hare in their stew.