Joke Title: A few interesting points
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

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If you passed gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy, But I'm still not over the pig.)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...maybe at work.)

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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...can you imagine??)

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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

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Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)

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Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I never wanted to know.)

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Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

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A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

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Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

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Polar bears are left-handed. (Who knew? Who cares.