Joke Title: Five reasons to watch a mushroom do absolutly nothing for the insane and the insomniacs
1- Watching mushrooms is a good way to fall asleep. 2- Mushrooms come in lots of pretty colors. 3- If you stare at a mushroom long enough you might get to watch it rot. 4- If while you watch the mushroom you say something stupid to it it won't talk back. 5- Sometimes, if you watch the mushroom long enough, it might move