Joke Title: Serving Pie
Little Johnny and his family lived in the country, and as a
result seldom had guests. He was eager to help his mother
after his father appeared with two dinner guests from the

When the dinner was nearly over, Little Johnny went to the
kitchen and proudly carried in the first piece of apple pie,
giving it to his father
who passed it to a guest. Little Johnny came in with a
second piece of pie and gave it to his father, who again gave
it to a guest.

This was too much for Little Johnny, who said, "It's no use,
Dad. The pieces are all the same size.