|Joke Title: Vegetarians are Evil People|
Some of you may be contemplating buying plant products pretty soon...
I urge you not to do so.
Why kill poor innocent defenseless plants? Think of a beautiful, peaceful plant with its colorful pretty little flowers suddenly brutally attacked, mangled and eventually consumed.
Plants are eaten for the mere fact that no-one can hear them screaming and begging for their lives to be spared.
Eating a fruit was the first sin ever commited by humans.
Anyone with decent upbringing should know better than to kill & eat a peaceful creature that is minding its own business.
Take the chicken, for example. The chicken is the reason for which the word "evil" was invented. Leaving its immoral multiple sexual partner habits aside, have you seen how they break into the home of a peaceful worm and drag it out of its own crib and eat it? How would you like that done to You?
It's OK To Kill Chickens. They Deserve To Die.
Some of you may wonder, "hmm ...okay that seems reasonable ...but
what about killing and eating a cow?" Well... a cow is not
by any means an innocent creature. Many claim that a cow is a peaceful
creature. But this is cow bullshit. The cow is an Evil Abominable
Monster. Cows appear innocent and
So you see, many animals are murderous cereal killers. Jeffrey Dahlmer, Andrew Cunanan, John Wayne Gacy, Jack the Reaper, Uncle Ben, The Green Giant, ...these are ALL vicous killers that never gave a damn about their victims. Killers that dont care about their victim suffering ...serial killers only care about their own satisfaction. All murderers are the same! A threat to peaceful individuals and their lives.
It is simply justice to eat meat. So us meatarians are serving justice. We would never ever eat anything that did any wrong. Yes, we would starve to death in the Garden of Eden.
Certainly, I do not enjoy the solemn task of eating animals, but as a civilized being it is our duty and obligation to see that justice is carried out.
Eve (of Bible fame) screwed us up by eating an innocent apple. God saw that woman was evil and man was doing evil. This pissed him off and now we are stuck with the problems of today. If Eve had eaten the snake instead of the apple, we would all be living in paradise.
Christians should remember that the eating of a fruit (aka plant abortion) is what got the Lord pissed at us originally.
Imagine plucking a baby from a mother's arms and eating it.
Do not let the evironazis fool you into thinking that eating plants
is environmentally safe.
I have seen bulls with diarrhea purge less shit than what spews from a vegenazi's mouth.
When you kill a plant... you are Preventing New Plants From Being Made and thus seriously Damaging the keystone of the Food Chain .
Plants produce Oxygen. Animals produce the harmful gas Carbon Dioxide! A deadly Greenhouse Gas. So animals are slowly placing us in a toxic gas chamber. Plants, on the other hand, fight and serve to make Clean Safe and Pure air. Imagine a world without plants. The world will be a desert.
All Murderers Must Be Executed. Save the Innocent. Kill And Eat All Animals.
Serve Justice. Eat Me