Joke Title: A string
There was a string and he went into a bar he told the bar tender hey pass me a beer. He said Iím sorry we don't serve strings. So he went out in the alley. He looked into a puddle and he saw that his ends were beginning to fray. So he tied himself in a knot he went back into the bar to try once again to get a drink so he said to the bar tender hey pass me a drink the bar tender said hey aren't you that string that was just in here the string said Iím a ďfrayed Knot".