You are a well-rounded member of society with a love for life and you are very wise.
You are a slightly jagged member of society, life's okay but it could be better and you are relatively naive.
What are you, some kinda nature-freak tree-hugger!?
Coffee's not good enough for you, huh? Here, have some more tofu! How about some alfalfa tea?!? You Commie Slime!!!