Joke Title: Greasy Spoon Burger Man
Two friends went to a "greasy-spoon" type diner for some lunch. One of them ordered a hamburger. The fat, sweaty cook grabbed a handful of meat, slapped it against his bare belly, and flattened it into a burger, which he then cooked on the grill. "Did you see that?" he asked his friend. His friend nodded and said, "You should see how he makes doughnuts."