Joke Title: Blonde Chef student
The blonde man was weeping at the bar, and the bartender gave him a free drink. "What's the trouble?" asked the friendly bartender.

"I got expelled of chef school," replied the blonde. "They said I gave them the oldest excuse in the trick book, and all I did was tell the truth."

"What did you say?" asked the bartender.

To which the chef student answered, "I told them my dog ate my homework."