Joke Title: Restaurant Humor (X-rated)
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City
restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen
seated there are furiously

She says, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"

One of the Japanese men says, "Can't you see? We are all
berry hungry."

The waitress says, "So how is whacking-off in the middle of
the restaurant going to help that situation?"

One of the other businessmen replies: "The menu say, FIRST