A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk,"I'd like some Polish
Sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask
YOU: If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
Italian??? Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask me if
i was German?? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask me if I was
Mexican? Huh? Would ya?" The clerk says, "Well no." With deep
self-righteous then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I
asked for Polish sausage????????" The clerk says, "Because this is a
hardware store."
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