- Uh, yeah... I invented Spaghetti-O’s.
- You're twice as sweet as a creme brulee -- and less drippy.
- Y'know, this hat and apron would look a lot less silly at the foot of your bed.
- Hey good lookin', whatcha got reducing over a low flame until the sauce is a creamy, then pouring the reduction over the already sauteed veal, adding in a dash of kirsch and flambeing just before presentation?
- Your eyes are like limpid pools of chicken stock.
- Whisk, schmisk. I'll show you how a *real* man fluffs butter.
- I know we've just met, but will you marinade me?
- Wanna lick my beater?
- How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
- Hey, weren't you in my 'Introduction to Melons' class?
- I've made thousands of women cream... of tarragon soup!
- Get the buttah.
- One cheeseburger coming up. Would you like a little paradise with that?
- Mmmm, you look good enough to filet -- but I think I'd rather bone you.
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