Jokes, Cooking Humor and more!

Add a little Humor to your life, with a Joke or two.

1. Universal Pub language Translator
2. long face
3. Eats:Shoots and Leaves
4. The bar mess-up
5. What is the Joke?
6. WHOA!!

1. Burnt Rice
2. Disaster!!
3. Grassetti
4. Rubber infused Chicken
5. cook the chicken cremate the kitchen
6. Green Jello
7. Waffles
8. Black Forest Cherry Cake aka 200 lb. biscuit
9. Rice Krispie Treats
10. Rock Hard Rice
11. Cookies
12. A meat loaf that loafed
13. crock pot beef
14. The Pork Chops
15. How do you like your shoe leather
16. Quick! Get the Fire Extinguisher
17. Mac and Cheese
18. Things a Friend will say!
19. Peanuts
20. Buying a Christmas Turkey
21. Coffee Machine Instructions
22. Morning Coffee
23. The Chili Cookoff
24. First attempt at Fried Rice
25. Popcorn Balls
26. Newly Married Cooking Story
27. Cup of Friendship Becomes Kitchen Quandary
28. Beginner Cook
29. Gelfilte Fish Story

1. Five Steps to a Healthy Diet
2. Five Steps to a Healthy Diet
3. Dieting Under Stress
4. The "Beer-Me" Diet
5. How to Lose Weight Fast
6. The Miracle Toddler Diet
7. Stress Diet
8. Holiday Diet Tips
9. The Christmas Diet?
10. Diet Definition

1. Signs You Have A Drinking Problem
2. The Drinker's Alphabet
3. Liquor Warning Labels
4. Ode to Alcohol
5. The Top 14 Rejected Slogans for Beer
6. Drinker's Fault Finding Guide
7. Tequila
8. What NOT to Say in a Bar
9. Jar of Olives
10. Crying in His Beer
11. What is a Frog's Favorite Drink?
12. A string
13. Bar, I said bar

1. Two Peanuts
2. Riddle - What Food Is This
3. Bread is Dangerous
4. The Coffee Test
5. The Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook
6. Food of the 21st Century
7. The Rules of Eating Chocolate
8. Other Ways to Use the Thanksgiving Turkey
9. Spoilage Table
10. Vegetarians are Evil People
11. Baked Beans
12. Half a Cake
13. Pizza Slices
14. Hot Dog
15. Baskin Robbins
16. People are like Potatoes
17. Cyanide Watermelons
18. Serving Pie
19. The Rules of Chocolate
20. Polish Sausage
21. Definition of Outdoor BBQ
22. What do you call a stolen yam?
23. What was green and a great trick shooter?
24. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
25. What what can you make from baked beans and onions?
26. What is a Honeymoon Salad?
27. What do you call a kitty cat that ate a lemon?
28. A practical joke involving jello
29. Improving fry cooking time
30. You should learn to be more polite
31. Food fight in a store
32. You know you are drinking too much coffee when . . .
33. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?
34. What do cats call mice on skateboards?
35. the homework
36. knock knock
37. Eating right
38. Eating a chicken
39. Duck, Duck, Duck???
40. Cheese
41. Where's Pop
42. Hellycopter
43. chicken and gum
44. Blonde with cornflakes
45. (hicup-hicup)
46. The sick Cookie
47. blushing tomato
48. Walkers
49. stuck
50. hamburger
51. BK and Wendys
52. Tomatoe
53. a sick banana
54. I feel like chicken tonight!!
55. chilly chili
56. Two Peanuts
57. Pretzel felony
58. peanuts
59. Frooty Tooty Fun!
60. muffin joke

1. Oranges
2. Frooty Tooty Fun!
3. Are caterpillars good to eat?
4. Sea Food Diet
5. Shepherds Pie
6. Lost Snack
7. Q: Which food is essential to good music?
8. Jail
9. Easy Eggs
10. Purchasing a Turkey
11. Kitchen
12. The Most Dangerous Food!
13. Hyena Swallows Oxo Cube
14. Facts about Americans eaters.
15. 25 Reasons Why Alcohol Should be Served at Work
16. Beer Complaint
17. You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When...
18. Top 10 Ways to Get Drunk for Five Dollars or Less
19. Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books
20. What Your Pizza Says About You
21. When the frost is on the Punkin
22. Glossary for Computer Lover's Recipes #1
23. Glossary for Computer Lover's Recipes #2
24. Glossary for Computer Lover's Recipes #3
25. Cooking Terms -- Redefined
26. Cooking Terms -- Redefined 2
27. Using Lemons?
28. Culinary Question
29. The Perfect Kitchen
30. Noodles
31. Airline Food
32. Who Discovered Milk?
33. What Ice Cream Do You Have?
34. How to Tell if your Christmas Party is a Success
35. The Bean Factory
36. Jail Food
37. Making Glue and Cake
38. Cannibal Cooking Tips
39. Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71
40. Who gets to do the Dirty Dishes?
41. Bran Muffins
42. Cookies
43. The Perfect Breakfast
44. What do you call a peanut in space?
45. Why are elephants always poor?
46. What do you get when Santa sits on a peanut?
47. What sound does a peanut make when it sneezes?
48. Why did the ice cream take karate lessons?
49. What is an electrician's favorite ice cream flavor?
50. Knock, Knock.: I scream. You scream.
51. A few interesting points
52. Kid Humor
53. What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
54. What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?
55. Why should you never tell a secret on a farm?
56. What did the big tomato say to the little tomato, when the little tomato started to slow down while running?
57. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
58. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
59. Jokes from Kids
60. The tongue has 9000 taste buds?
61. How can you tell if an apple is organic?
62. Junk Food Giggles
63. A man's son is choking at a restaurant
64. A waiter brings a customer his steak
65. An older couple visited the doctor...
66. The Bachelor's Guide to Food!
67. Sign in Restaurant
68. Butter-fly
69. The Thermos Bottle
70. Blonde Chef student
71. Top 10 Signs You Watch Too Much Iron Chef
72. Top 8 Worst Fortune Cookies Fortune
73. Cook and Chef Jokes
74. You Might Be a Bad Cook If...
75. The Top 10 Signs the Antichrist is a Vegetarian
76. Alphabet Seasonings : Game
77. A Catholic on Friday.
78. Cannibal Joke
79. baked beans and onions Joke
80. Deciding Dinner when Married Joke
81. Tired Husband Joke
82. 3 Food Groups Joke
83. Wife's Cooking
84. Why did the Orange juice cross the road?
85. knock knock
86. Kiwi
87. why did the cow cross the road
88. Teeth
89. lost for words
90. baker story
91. Skeletons
92. Five reasons to watch a mushroom do absolutly nothing for the insane and the insomniacs
93. what room?
94. Musician Union fish
95. Definition of Outdoor BBQ(2)
96. 3 man around a the campfire
97. cake
98. What is the difference?
99. doggy pizza

1. How to Bake a Cake with a Baby in the House
2. Chocolate Layer Cake 1040
3. The Best Fruit Cake Ever
4. Mom's Brownie Recipe
5. Best Ever Rum Cake
6. Christmas Fruitcake Recipe
7. To cook a turkey
8. Chocolate Layer Cake 1040

1. Top Ten Ways To Annoy Your Waiter
2. Dining Hall Fun
3. Top 10 Things you Don't Want to Overhear in a Restaurant
4. How to order a pizza by phone
5. Ordering Six McNuggets
6. MacDonald's Soliloquy
7. The Top 12 New Menu Items if Fast Food Chains Merged
8. Foreign Menus
9. Food Ideas Rejected By MacDonalds
10. Waiter Jokes
11. Top 20 Things to Do in a Drive-Thru
12. THE TODDLER DIET
13. Soul food plus a Mexican Restaurant
14. The Frog in the Restaurant
15. Greasy Spoon Burger Man
16. The Microsoft Restaurant
17. Restaurant Humor (X-rated)
18. Sugar and Cream
19. You gotta love New Yorkers and KFC
20. Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
21. The Top 14 Pickup Lines Used by Chefs
22. Top Ten Signs You May Be Eating In A Bad Restaurant
23. Pickup Lines Used By Chefs
24. Going into the bar
25. Understanding Your Employees' Hangover Level
26. ORANGE JUICE FACTORY
27. rules for new commis chefs
28. Recipe for a Joyous Holiday Meal from the Alternative Gourmet
29. Elephant Stew
30. To cook a turkey
31. Foreign Menus
32. Food Ideas Rejected By MacDonalds
33. The Top 12 New Menu Items if Fast Food Chains Merged