Ingredients:

  Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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1         gallon        cheap-o BBQ sauce 
1         bottle        Worchester Sauce 
1         bottle        Pick-a-Pepper Sauce 
1         bottle        Cholula Hot Sauce 
1         bottle        Kikkoman's Teriyaki Sauce (not marinade) 
1         bottle        smoke flavoring (your pick) 
1         bottle        apple cider vinegar
3         cups          brown sugar 
2         cups          TexasRub or your favorite BBQ rub
1         medium        finely chopped large sweet onion 
1         medium        finely minced whole garlic
2         tablespoons   garlic powder 
3         small cans    pineapple juice 
                        Salt, Pepper, Lemon pepper to taste
1         glass         wine (your pick, I put wine in everything) 
or
2         cups          burbon

Preparation:

Put everything in a big pot. Bring to a low boil stirring constantly, and then simmer for about an hour, stirring occasionally.