Ingredients:

  Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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1         box           shell pasta
1         can           cream of mushroom soup
2         cans          tuna fish

Preparation:

Cook pasta in 6 quarts of water in a large pot. Turn of heat and let sit for 3 hours while you go on the balcony and get chewed out by your 14 year old girl friend for 2 hours, or until pasta is soggy. Halfassly drain part of the water out then add the soup and tuna fish. Leave age for 8 days or until Dan puts it in your room.