Ingredients:

  Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
--------  ------------  --------------------------------
   2      ounces        peanut oil
     1/2  ounce         lime juice
     1/2  ounce         cider vinegar
     1/2  teaspoon      mustard
     1/4  teaspoon      celery salt
   1      ounce         mayonnaise
                        salt and pepper
   1      dash          paprika
   1      head          cabbage -- shredded
   1      small         onion -- minced
   2      each          jalapenos -- (or more) minced

Preparation:

Mix first 8 ingredients and whisk. Pour over remaining ingredients. Better if made 12 hours ahead.