Ingredients:

  Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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   3      bunches       collard greens
     1/2                onion -- chopped
   3      cloves        garlic -- minced
     1/2  teaspoon      Prudhomme Poultry or Vegetable magic -- up to 1
   1      small         hunk o' leftover butt or brisket -- chopped
   3      tablespoons   peanut oil

Preparation:

Gently sauté everything but the greens in the oil. While waiting, wash the greens and roll them up tightly the long way like cigars. Starting at the top end, make the thinnest possible slices across the cigar until you reach the stems. This will give you a big hairy pile of greens. Turn the heat up to high and when the pan is good and hot but the garlic hasn't burnt yet, toss in the greens. Sauté on high for a few minutes.. You can eat 'em like that or hold 'em over a low heat if you need a little ti