Ingredients:

  Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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   1      large         can kidney beans
   1      package       bacon
   1      large         sweet onion
                        salt and pepper, to taste

Preparation:

Put onion in fridge. Put beans in pot and lots of bacon. Cover with water, salt and pepper to taste. Add some Texas Pete for a good kick. Cook forever and then some (4-5) hours at a simmer till reduced and thickened. If its going to fast add more water. Chop cold onion and serve on side to go over beans. Don't kiss nobody for a day