Ingredients:

  Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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  10      pounds        pinto beans -- well washed
   5                    onions -- chopped
   2      teaspoons     cumin
   6      ounces        mild chili powder
   6                    jalapenos -- finely chopped
   4      cloves        garlic -- smashed
                        black pepper -- to taste
                        salt -- to taste
   1      pound         thick bacon -- cut in pieces

Preparation:

Start soaking beans about 5:00 PM. Then leave and go somewhere and indulge in Pearl Beer until 2:00 AM. Come home if you can, and start cooking. (Must continue to drink Pearl Beer while cooking.) Drain beans, put in large iron pot, and add the rest of the ingredients. Cover with water. Cook beans until 7:00 AM. Turn off at 7:00 AM and go to sleep until 10:00 AM.