Crusty Curmudgeon Last Ditch Barbecue Sauce

Grrrrrgh!
Course : BBQ Sauce
From: HungryMonster.com
Serves: 1
 

Ingredients:

1 cup broached onions
2 liters vanilla extract
1/2 pound neats foot oil
2 tablespoons butter or oregano
1 piece fresh poltroon -- diced
 

Preparation:

With floured hands, on a floured surface, standing on a floured floor, and just generally surrounded by mounds and mounds of flour, combine the ingredients in a greased 5-5/8" by 16-3/8" pan, then pour the mixture carefully into an ungreased 4-3/8" by 18-7/8" pan and heat it until a 1-3/8"blister forms when you stick your hand into it. A Poltroon is a Spiritless Coward.