Euel's Barbecue Sauce

Grrrrrgh!
Course : BBQ Sauce
From: HungryMonster.com
Serves: 1
 

Ingredients:

1/2 gallon catsup
1 small bottle Worcestershire sauce
1/2 cup sugar
2/3 cup vinegar
3 cloves garlic -- crushed
1 teaspoon Tabasco and/or mustard to taste
 

Preparation:

Mix and simmer. Add a dash of Tabasco and/or mustard for hotness till it tastes right. "Don't put it on the meat while cooking 'cause you will cause the sugar to caramelize and char. This used to be a secret but since I'm retired it makes no-never-mind. I makes more money now after I retired. If I knew I could make this much money as a retiree, I would have quit working when I was 20." (By "retired" Euel means he now runs a private catering company and cooks only for those who wisely seek out his skill