Super flavour cookies

Grrrrrgh!
Course : Cookies
From: HungryMonster.com
Serves: 5 dozen
The BEST COOKIES EVER!!! My own secret recipie. A completely balanced diet.
 

Ingredients:

1 cup cold water
3 cups tabasco sauce
1 pound flour
1/2 pound sugar
2 cups orange juice
1/2 bar chocolate bar
3 large eggs, 1 tomato
1 cup milk
30 pieces chocolate chips
 

Preparation:

Mix ingredients until rich and thick. Pour onto cookie sheet. Preheat oven to 400 degrees farenheit. Place cookie sheet in oven. Let cook for 15-30 minutes. Let cool for 1/2 hour. Serve.