Bone Hunter's Spam Delight

Grrrrrgh!
Course : Meat
From: HungryMonster.com
Serves: 1
 

Ingredients:

1 can spam
 

Preparation:

Open can. Take a green branch from a Utah Juniper. Sharpen the point. Plunge it through the Spam. Hold over a low fire of Juniper wood. Turn slowly. Roast for about 15 minutes. May be eaten off the stick or sliced onto some hard tack.